Chord Gitar Misc Unsigned Bands - Casting Call For A Best Friend
Bb
I met this girl she’s really nice
Bb
Her name is Sarah Hertsonweiss
Gm
She looks a lot like me
Bb
But that dress kind of makes her look fat
Eb F
And if I were her I’d hide my hair in my hat
Bb
I met this girl shes really cute
Bb
Shes really talented to boot
Gm
Her name is Petulia
Bb
I hear that shes a great actor
Eb F
Too bad she uses imitation max factor
Bb
There can only be one of my type in this town
F Bb
And its bad enough that I am short
Bb Eb
There can only be one still standing her ground
F Bb
After the coroners report
Bb
I met this girl who’s really nice
Bb
I bet that she’s got pubic lice
Gm
She got from her ex Boyfriend
Gm Bb
Or just because shes a whore
Eb F
A dirty ugly whore
Bb
I met this girl who’s really cute
Bb
With a face id like to shoot
Gm
Shes always taking my parts
Gm Bb
Well at least I can sing on key
Eb F
Lalalalala look at me
Bb
There can only be one ingenue’s best friend
F Bb
And I’m gonna get cast in this show
Bb Eb
There can only be one left alive in the end
F Bb
And I’ll tell you how far I will go
Gm
I will go to her agent and tell them she’s pregnant
D
Create a few nasty detours
Gm Eb
I will go to the office and file a report
F
That she’s been taking non-equity tours
Eb Bb
I will blacklist her name and say she hates gays
D Gm
Tell her manager she’s shopping around
F Gm
I will post nude pics of her on the web
A Bb
Cau’se horse face you’re so going down
F Eb F
I hate you so damn much
Bb
Please die
Bb
And when the smoke has cleared away
Bb
On that happy day of days
Bb
When I’m on broadway
Gm Bb
And all my dreams are revealed
Eb F
They’ll find what’s left of your head in a field
Bb
Why do they all have to move in next door
F Bb
can’t they just take a hint and get goin?
Bb
Just when your champagne’s ready to pour
D Gm
Some bitch of a whore gets her foot in the door
F Bb
Right when you get a toe in
B
There can only be one of me in this town
F# G#m
And I’m sticking my neck out in front
B E
There can only be one still standing her ground
F# B
You fat friggin cow of a cuuu...aann we play sisters?
D#
Oh sure!
G#m
That’d be fine
B E
But you better watch your back you big stupid bitch
(silence) B
Cause ill be watching you every line
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